Integra Hellsing
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Lady Integra Hellsing
Race Human
Alignment Sarcastic Good
Age 20
Best known phrase Will someone please remove this vleyborian from my person?!
The last daughter to a notorious family of Kharachian priests, Integra lives in the ancestral family mansion known as Wicked End, on the hill outside of Stappeford in Derwentshire. Integra was raised as a Lady by the grace that her family once held noble title, although she holds none herself and does not allude to. She is now a High Mother of Kharach, having supplicated in Shoring MVII. Since her trip to the Konn as a volunteer, she is often seen in the company of High Father Devious Collabone, whom she is known by her friends to have a great affection for. Integra has been on trial for both Murder and Heresy in the space of her short career, but remains unconvicted. The motto emblazoned across the gates of her home reads "The Enemy of my Enemy dies next" Whether or not this is a personal motto remains unknown, she is better known for speaking when spoken to than volunteering information. Those who know her are used to her odd gallows humour, and penchant for spending long peiods in meditation or just simply staring into space.
Recently, she had a bit of a shock in Derwentshire, when she found out from villagers her Father had betrothen her to a local black knight, Sir Karl Von Kreig without her knowledge or consent before his death. Upon seeking marriage guidance from Appius Decius Lupus, she decided to seek out the legailty of such an arrangement and how she was bound to it. Luckily, the groom turned out to be a spectral knight, so the wedding is off. This creature still believes itself to be her fiancee, and no doubt she will be destroying him with the help of friendly adventurers in the near future.
At the Spring Moot MVIII, she married her sweetheart Devious Collabone, despite the objections of many. The ceremony was presided over by her good friend and brother in faith Father Samuel Bronkowitz, with the addition of supporting words from Primate Valerian and High Mother Juniper of Tralda.
Just before her wedding, she had a song written and sung about her by her bridesmaid Richard Big entitled "Kharachian girl".
After returning from Lamminusia at the end of budding, she travelled to Fernham after receiving a letter from her Primate asking her to help with the restoration of Fernham. She went to a gathering there, and along with 6 other priests from the other churches of light, read aloud a mantra to begin the inauguration of a new High Sherriff who would restore Fernham after the Kryganites had distorted it.
After returning from Nerese for the second time, she is increasingly unstable and untrusting, feeling more and more like the world is collapsing around her with each betrayal.
Notable achievements to date
In no particular order...
-Closed a rift to the Utterdark in Derwentshire with Valas and Father Samuel L. Bronkowitz
-Was involved in the battle against The Prince of Eldenshay, for which she was given a medal at the Spring Moot MVIII by Countess Brianna Silverton of Stappeford.
-Was a bridesmaid for Holly and Wesley Timpleton-Smythe
-Fought in the Konn
-Went to the Utterdark in Elysium
-Acquitted of heresy in Mercia by Judge Henri of Sidhe
-Accidently started the Kharachian Death Angels with Mother Bambi
-Married Devious Collabone
-Helped cleanse Fernham of the Githesian Hall of Mirrors and Inaugurate a new high sherriff of Fernham.
-Became Chaplain to The Black Order of Ithron in Highsummer MVIII
Known associates
High Mother Mortisha of Kharach
The Kharachian Fool (pupil)
Master Necromancer Trevor McDonald
The Roughknees
Mother Bambi of Kharach
Sir Alexander Anderson of the Black Order
Quotes
Vampire: We hear a sweet voice calling us.
Integra: It's Kharach, he wants a word.
In Fernham: "I'm not as daft as I look Del. I concede that there is evdience to the contrary."
Isilwen: Integra, why are you carrying that spear?
Integra: It's a lethal walking stick. Well, I cant use a normal walking stick....
